Just Let Her Stay Home and Lez

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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:47:50 -0500

javeliner: think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:36:10 -0500

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

it’s better than my work’s dress code: black...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:11:21 -0500

it’s better than my work’s dress code:

black bottoms
white button-up
optional black sweater
no grey
no black and white stripped sweater

Thank glob I’m allowed to wear ties to put a splash of color in my wardrobe.

suchagaymer: jerkidiot: if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:53:21 -0500

suchagaymer:

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.

lobotomyfail: The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:35:06 -0500

lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

MEME’S LIKE YOU CHOOSE GIF

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:08:26 -0500

MEME’S LIKE YOU CHOOSE GIF

yoisthisracist: anonymous asked: If someone uses the phrase “men’s rights” like it is a legitimate...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:59:57 -0500

yoisthisracist:

anonymous asked: If someone uses the phrase “men’s rights” like it is a legitimate thing, it is not necessary for me to listen to anything else he has to say before telling him to go fuck himself, correct?

CORRECT!

I can’t be certain, but I think Cesar and his army held...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:49:12 -0500

I can’t be certain, but I think Cesar and his army held their welcome home parade in my driveway…

Oh you rull clever, HIV bus PSA. Rull clever.

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:26:47 -0500

Oh you rull clever, HIV bus PSA. Rull clever.

archiemcphee: Japanese coffee artist Kazuki Yamamoto...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:35:52 -0500

archiemcphee:

Japanese coffee artist Kazuki Yamamoto (previously featured here) is still hard at work in Osaka creating cappuccinos that are almost too cute to drink. Lately he’s been perfecting his 3D creations.

Not content with decorative 2D images, under Kazuki’s skilled hands frothy milk rises out of the mugs to resemble any number of pop culture characters that are sure to put a smile on your face.

Order two drinks and your beverages might be served up appearing to interact with each other. Coffee is already a great pick-me-up, but these kawaii beverages might be verging on over-the-counter anti-depressant territory.

Follow Kazuki Yamamoto on twitter to keep up with his delightful, drinkable artwork.

[via Kotaku]

I may not be pretty, but at least I can ignore people by wearing...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:26:12 -0500

I may not be pretty, but at least I can ignore people by wearing over-the-ear headphones without worrying about getting jumped.

icedoutyouth: I HAD A LOVE/HATE WITH THIS SHOW BECAUSE I WANTED...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:15:50 -0500

icedoutyouth:

I HAD A LOVE/HATE WITH THIS SHOW BECAUSE I WANTED ALL THEIR SHIT AND WISHED I COULD HAVE HAD ANY TYPE OF PARTY WHEN I TURNED 16 AND THESE LITTLE ASSHOLES ARE LIKE “YOU GOT ME A DIAMOND ENCRUSTED BMW??? FUCK OFF!!!!!!!”

I’d like MTV to do a where are they now? series.

Jamie told me that something I said sounded very Minnesotan

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:38:56 -0500

lovelyredpanda:

Then she called me a hot dish.

::knee slap gif::

Carol Burnett to receive Mark Twain Prize for American Humor

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:20:02 -0500

Carol Burnett to receive Mark Twain Prize for American Humor:

Carol Burnett, the trailblazing comedienne whose variety show was a top draw on CBS for over a decade, was named the winner of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor on Tuesday.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 07:43:17 -0500

Post-rain sidewalk souvenirs.

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:35:53 -0500

Post-rain sidewalk souvenirs.

floral-prince: closetaffairs: bigcoolscorner: Rocky once...

Wed, 22 May 2013 06:23:00 -0500

floral-prince:

closetaffairs:

bigcoolscorner:

Rocky once again trying to convince himself that he is in fact a lap dog.

I WANNA CUDDLE HIM FOREVER

this picture made all of my problems go away

are you a guy? a girl? its not a hard question to answer just look in your pants

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:33:00 -0500

I’m not wearing pants right now, but most of the time there’s mints and bus money in my pants pockets.

pinkwang: There She Goes (1997) :: Sixpence None the Richer

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:16:31 -0500

pinkwang:

There She Goes (1997) :: Sixpence None the Richer

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:09:00 -0500