“I’m not ashamed to like it”, said the straight man, regarding a photoset of softcore faux-lesbian porn that was set up, shot, and distributed by and for other straight men
Suddenly the heavens opened up and a chorus of angels began to sing as Jesus Christ descended and handed him a trophy that was shaped like a penis, telling him, “your brave sacrifice has redeemed humanity, you are an inspiration to us all.”
(via sarahfonseca)
