I was gonna post a picture of Aimee and I
featuring Aimee flipping the bird, but instagram is a bitch and froze.
Why was Aimee flipping the bird? Because she called a boy that is going about wooing her in weak-ass way. So when we reached voice mail I said…basically “DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE GAY? I GOTTA ASK A GIRL IF SHE DOWN WITH THE ISLE OF LESBOS BEFORE I CAN ASK HER OUT ON A DATE! YOU KNOW THIS GIRL IS INTO YOU, YOU KNOW SHE’S STRAIGHT, BUT YOU STILL PUSSY FOOT AROUND IT? NO!! STOP IT! IT’S OFFENSIVE TO ME AND MY HOMOSEXUAL DIFFICULTIES!”
