Brittany’s Résumé
- Won 2 National Cheerleading Titles with the McKinley High Cheerios
- Appeared in two major periodicals (Teen Vogue and the one I can’t remember right now, where she was on the cover and the main feature — the former self-reported, veracity unknown)
- Senior Class President
- Academic Decathlon
- Reporter for the Muckracker, the McKinley High school newspaper
- Creator and Host of webshow Fondue For Two
- Participates in motocross (self-reported, veracity unknown)
If Brittany doesn’t graduate, it’s pure bullshit. RIB have no fucking excuse to keep her back just because “it would be funny and everyone knows Brittany is stupid anyway trololol”.
(via letscall-l)
