Emotions are gross and should be hated and stuff
And the guy with the 40 just got arrested
Riding the bus is a bit like watching trashy TV sometimes
Somebody took my clothes out of the dryer
And not just when they were a little damp in some spots, but they must have swooped down behind me and taken them out right after I left. So I slept in this morning assuming I could grab my clothes before my shower. Nope. They’re all wet. Including my work clothes which need to be dry as well because I was going to head straight to work after school. So much for getting to class today.
It was nice seeing you. Your dad is gay.
Anonymous asked: where is that screenshot from?
In case you had any doubts about my nerdiness
Recently I’ve felt the urge to LARP.
lextel: Starbucks Guy: What’s the name? Me: Primrose Everdeen. Starbucks Guy: *prepares order* Primrose Everdeen! Me: I VOLUNTEER!
hereistoanewbeginning replied to your photo: My culinary masterpiece. I knew you liked wieners.
I was gonna post a picture of Aimee and I
featuring Aimee flipping the bird, but instagram is a bitch and froze. Why was Aimee flipping the bird? Because she called a boy that is going about wooing her in weak-ass way. So when we reached voice mail I said…basically “DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE GAY? I GOTTA ASK A GIRL IF SHE DOWN WITH THE ISLE OF LESBOS BEFORE I CAN ASK HER OUT ON A DATE! YOU KNOW THIS GIRL IS INTO YOU,...
My name is Anna and I am loving life right now. Also, this is not Anna. This is Aimee. The end.
If you want to hear me ramble for 5 minutes about being a gay and how people see me because I’m a gay, feel free to watch this…
Not to sound like a country song, but
Make the world go away
Congrats on being so tired that you didn't know...
Gee, thanks! I was certain my alarm was telling me I had 3 hours until I would have the chance to stop Sherlock Holmes from jumping off the roof of a building. It was a good thing that reality set in as I remembered that already happened, and the god awful noise I was hearing was my alarm telling me to wake up for work.
Kevin: It’s 4 AM. Why are you just getting home? Me: I went to a LAN party. Kevin: Wow. Just when I thought you couldn’t be a bigger nerd. Me: We didn’t just play video games. We went and played at a playground too! Kevin: Me: It’s not nerdy. It was fun. You’re a nerd. Oh fine. Whatever I’m a nerd.
Did I just get back from playing at a playground...
Taking my nerdom to a new level tonight
I’m on my way to a LAN party.
Today I went against my "no killing bugs" rule and...
A June Bug was on it’s back, dying a slow death, so I squished it with my boot.