October 2011
If a dolphin is a gay shark, and being a unicorn is related to being gay, then is the Narwhal the gayest animal in existence?
You could’ve at least picked a better team. I mean, Atlanta, really?
The green and yellow of the Oakland A’s is too close to Packers colors, and I already own an Anaheim Angels hat. What other choice did I have?
If Brittany isn't smart then why is she working on a time machine?
Don’t you have to know like…physics and shit for time travel?
“God speed. Yeah, i’d take that drug.”
—ANDY ERIKSON: The planet of the grapes.
Watching the BYU game and cheering for their opponent because Prop 8 has made me hate Mormons
Speaking of cute lesbian servers...why did I wear my "I'm on period and I don't care what my clothes look like outfit"?
oh right. I’m on my period and I don’t care.
Every server here looks the same.
how will I know which one to flag down when I need another beer?
Dinning alone because I'm going to die alone
September 2011
It's All Over
Glee Cast
It’s All Over (Glee Cast Version)
OH MY GOD MY OVARIES.
and is Sanatana singing Beyonce’s bit? Because then both her and Brittany get to sing Beyonce next week
I hope your knee gets better and such. It looks owchie.
Aw thanks, anon. It doesn’t look like that anymore since it was almost a month ago. It actually doesn’t look like I fell at all, but it hurts like a mother when it wants to.
I'm going to urgent care on Sunday
It’s my only day off, and that’s the only care that’s available to me, but I can’t put having my knee looked at off anymore. The area below where I banged up my knee is numb except when I knock it against something or lean on it, then it’s like I fell all over again. I don’t think that’s normal for a scraped knee to hurt like this for nearly a month.
Be Mine (feat. Erik Hassle)
Ellie Goulding
Be Mine - Ellie Goulding Feat. Erik Hassle
Does it still count as a cover if the only thing that’s the same is the chorus? Either way I love it.
Today can kindly go choke on a steaming bowl of dicks
- started my period
- the clothes that kept me cool during Acting movement made me cold the rest of the day
- got rained on
- one of my favorite watches broke
- got stuck with busy work while He who must not be named got all the sales
- I don’t know if it was a person or fate kicking me in the butt, but sprinklers came on as I was walking through their path on my way home tonight.
