December 2011
my bus was 5 minutes early this morning
I’m going to cut a bitch. The crosswalk I use takes forever and fucking day to turn, and the road was too busy for me to jay walk, so I tried to get the driver’s attention, but he just drove on by. The series of curse words that escaped my mouth as I turned around to walk home and wait another hour for the next bus to arrive would make Lord Voldermort blush.
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attempting-temperance asked: You aren't allowed to stay at my house anymore unless you wear the Tinkerbell pajamas.
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Starting my Harry Potter marathon
Hagrid: …You’re the boy who lived. Me:
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cassthegreat replied to your photo: Christmas dinner: prime rib, sautéed green beans,…
first off, hell yeah on that amount of fresh green beans and TWICE BAKED POTATOES?
1. I don’t like red meat, so I fill up on my favorite GREEN BEANS 4 LYF
2. I don’t understand…do you not know what twice baked potatoes are? It’s basically hollowed out potatoes, mashed with cheese...
I just unfolded the Tinker Bell PJ pants my mom...
They’re not regular pants. They’re cropped pants.
It’s official: my mom has no idea who I am anymore.
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WatchDill is the most chill cat in the world.
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The most disappointing thing about getting...
and knowing that your mom has no idea who you are anymore.
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