Something I never want to hear again.
marccooo: Someone referring to their vagina as a hot pocket. But that ruins the fun of that hot pocket commercial with the stereotypical Chinese man. Commercial: You no hungry for girl! You hungry for hot pocket! Me: Isn’t that the same thing?
Dill♂ walks like a lion
He’s so different than his sister. Chuck sort of…prances? I don’t know, she walks on the top of her toes at quick pace. Dill♂, he’s got that lion’s swagger. Brother and sister (literally…and LITTERally [leave me alone, I like puns]), and yet they’re nothing alike.
I’m not crazy, crazy people would ask their cat why they’re meowing THREE times, I only asked twice.
Bullshit bullshit bullshit
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Dis chola be there
You can't say "Yes, I went there" when you go...
Your favorite part of last night's...
Brittany was the best part of that episode, if you can’t see that you’re obviously beyond help.
Kevin's watching "Milk"
What a homo.
thecatwhisperer asked: pictures of you with long hair. please. now.
ray-ray replied to your photo: And he luhhs me! Y he look sad tho? He’s not sad, that’s just how he looks.
Bitch, you are ridin' my last nerve.
Girl why you gotta leave on Kwanza?– Diana My December 26th departure date from Chicago ruins all of our Kwanza plans :(
I just saw someone use 3 commas for an ellipses.
I know it's an Amtrak train
But that doesn’t mean I’m not going to pretend it’s the Hogwarts Express I’m riding on when I go to Chicago in December. The snow all around is going to help add to the magical feeling…oh it’s gonna be so much fun! Maybe I’ll travel with an owl too…
dianabee: Me: Marco, when do you come home for Christmas break? I’ve got some exciting news for you. Marco: ANNA? ANNA’S COMING? Me: How did you know? Marco: WHY ELSE WOULD I BE SO EXCITED?!?! GOLDEN. Dat boy luhhs me. I know we’s gonna be fast friends.
It's gonna be a cholarrrrrific Christmas in...
I’m going to Chicago over Christmas break. And I’m probably going back again in May for Diana’s cotillion (Filipino débutante ball).
Those Burger King breakfast commercials make me...
A note to Lea Michele
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.
Screw Gaga and Madonna
This Britney/Britanny episode is the best episode of Glee there will ever be.
Brittany S. Pierce
My heart is filled with the warmth of cheese.
Time spent out of bed today
2 hours. The good news is I think I’m getting better. I have what have been described to me as “productive” coughs—instead of just dry painful coughs, I have wet painful coughs. AND I can breathe through one of my nostrils!
morrrgan asked: check dat email ma