February 2010
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“If I loved you… Then I would love you in any way I could, and if we could...”
– Fredo (Pushing Daisies)
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2 minutes ago I felt perfectly fine
Now my head hurts and I have a sore throat.
The eff?!
I got my mom addicted to Pushing Daisies
Then I had to burst her happy little bubble and tell her it got canceled after the second season.
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January 2010
Hey "Chopped" why would I watch you when there's...
Oh that’s right…I wouldn’t.
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“Musing on the idea of setting someone on fire doesn’t mean you really want...”
– Olive Snook (Pushing Daisies)
Come with me. We can start over--we'll live under...
lovelylinguist:
avocadosalad:
and wear bacon for clothes
But the sulfates!
Aren’t you so sweet! Maybe my clothes can be made of Facon?
I miss my Carla
Me: we haven't seen each other in quite some time :(
Cayla: who? you and pedro?
Me: you and I!
Cayla: i know.
Cayla: :-(
Cayla: i miss you.
Cayla: i miss us
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Michael Bublé is on SNL right now
I might have just peed a little.
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Sia's going be at the Fine Line Cafe in April
Please let me have a job by then
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“I think it’s brave to try to be happy. You’ve gotten so comfortable...”
– Vivian (Pushing Daisies)
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Come with me. We can start over--we'll live under...
and wear bacon for clothes
My chest hairs are tingling
Something’s wrong!
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What's up with all this doppelganger stuff on my...
The only person people have compared me to is Rachel Maddow, but that’s just because I’m a lesbian in wayfarers. In fact, I feel insulted FOR Rachel Maddow when people say that.
Best thing about the terminatior series
Strong women
Sarah Connor (both Linda Hamilton and Lena Headey are fap-worthy)
Summer Glau
Whoever the women in Salvation are
I know she was the bad guy, but Kristanna Loken in T3.
Watching Terminator: Salvation
This is only 8 years away! We gotta stop skynet, people! Isn’t Judgement day in 2013?! That’s only 3 years away…
BRB. Hyperventilating into a paper bag
sade asked: Ok. Can you please remind me which one's Aidan and which one's Kevin. And describe them? I always get confused. Luv u girl.
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“Mom, be careful—you could fracture time and space with your farts.”
– Aidan
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We take our Harry Potter very seriously in this...
Kevin: What is he doing? Is he crying?
Me: He's being a little pussy 'cause he's Draco Malfoy.
Kevin: What a little bitch.
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Bleeeghh
idodoodle:
My nose has been running a marathon all day long, the clothespin game has made my head hurt and I haven’t done any of my homework. I think I’ll be pulling out the traditional “oh, I left that at home! o.O May I give it to you on Monday???” It’s my favorite. ( btw, I’ve just discovered that it’s very difficult to hold a Kleenex up to your nose and type on an iTouch at the same time....
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You can't steal lonliness
~No, they can’t take that away from meeeee~
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I couldn't find the remote and had just finished...
sade:
Lest that fucker get any of my precious ratings.
Is it wrong to hope he suffocates underneath the weight of his own chin?
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Me: I used that anagram he taught us to remember the types of light. "Getting Xtra Ugly Voluntarily Is Ridiculous"
Lauren: He should have said "ridonkulous."
Me: Yeah but he probably made it before it was a word.
Lauren: You're probably right.
Me: I wonder what life was life before ridonkulous--B.R.
Lauren: Is that how you measure time?
Me: Yup. Before Ridonkulous and After Ridonkulous.
sorryn0tsorry asked: Which world event has had the biggest impact on your life?
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