“It was a grammar conversation I was having with my next door neighbor at home in Brisbane, years ago … about the use of “an” before hard H’s. It became an ongoing debate we had because we lived next door to each other. I liked the way the two words sounded together. My neighbor made me a sweater with “an horse” on it and i loved it. It’s still my favorite sweater.”—
-Kate Cooper of An Horse on the story behind the band’s name (via AfterEllen)
Guess what? Your friend IS reatarded. He smoked pot in school. I know we all make mistakes, but that was a fucking retarded mistake, which makes him….you guessed it; retarded. If his parents don’t want him in our house, then he can’t be in our house. I’ll be damned if our parents get in trouble because you want to get high in the garage.
Hmm? What’s that? My hair’s retarded? Nobody “flips” their hair anymore? That’s your rebuttle to my sound argument? OK….well…
my hair’s not “flipped” it’s asymmetrical
I like my hair
Sorry I haven’t had the same hair cut for the last ten years
What does that have to do with your friend being a fucking moron?
It’s going well. Aside from him pronouncing V like B. I was like, really amir? why would there be two letters that sound exactly the same? That doesn’t make sense. They even look different. You’re not the brightest tool in the crayon shed after all.
He ripped the cards and went online, did some research and proved to me how i was wrong and sometimes letters are not making sense like me right now. the only true part of this post is the title and him pronouncing V like B.
My grandma had the same problem. She wasn’t 2, just Japanese.
Today my father made wings out of feathers and wax so that we could escape the king’s castle. But I flew too close to the sun and the wings melted. I then fell into the ocean below. I can’t swim. FML
Today I came up with a plan that helped my country win a 10-year war. But, because I forgot to pray to Poseidon, I won’t get to go home for another 10 years. FML
I’ve been really busy. I solved the riddle of the Sphinx, gained entrance to the city of Thebes, killed the king and took his place, and then married his wife and had several kids. As it turns out, the guy that I killed to become king was my dad. And the chick that I married and had kids with was my mother. FML