Seven children?!
Vegging out and watching The Sound of Music.
Lazy Sunday y’all.
December 2009
speak slow
Tegan & Sara
Speak Slow- Tegan & Sara
Would you like the company or are you sick of me?
Listen
Iron & Wine - Flightless Bird, American Mouth
Stole me a dog-eared map and called for you everywhere.
Every woman in my family just yelled at my cousin Kyle for nearly an hour.
He “hit it and quit it” with a girl in his school’s auditorium.
What the hell?! I used to change his diapers! This shouldn’t be happening! Aaaauggggh!
The perfect date
I’ma take you to Applebees and buy you some hot wings!
My aunt and uncle bought (500) Days of Summer and hated it.
Not only do I now know that my aunt and uncle are crazy but I am also the new owner of their (500) Days of Summer DVD.
My mom just asked "who do you like--Jacob or Edward?" without a hint of irony.
Jane Lynch, where are you? I need you to be my mom.
Sometimes I forget how big of a nerd my mom is
Then we have family gatherings
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- Me: You look like an Asian Justin Bieber.
- Travis: No I don't. Shut up.
- Me: Such a pretty young lesbian.
- Mom: Do we need any dip?
- Dad: No, Karl and Lori are bringing the dips.
- Mom: Don't talk about Matt and Eric like that.
