January 2010
I'm wearing my cat around my neck for warmth
He doesn’t mind—he’s sleeping in fact.
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Nobody owns the ocean
It’s God’s ocean!
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I'm in a glass case of emotion!
Big NYE up in this bitch
Watching Anchorman right now. Next up: Super Troopers.
December 2009
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I will be an optimist.
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My dream in life is to one day become one of the...
sade:
~I don’t want to go out with my friendz when I can sit at home and party with new people on da phone~
1-900-OK Face
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You have really great tets.
– Tina (The L Word)
I laugh every time Tina compliments the heart surgeon on her fake boobs.
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Season 1 is my favourite, especially episode 1. I am Jenny waiting for my Marina moment :(
Season 2’s my favorite (Alice and Dana—hello?). Hopefully you find someone better than Marina and hopefully you’re better than Jenny.
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I'm bored and re-watching the 5th season of The L... →
Ask/tell me something.
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This is why I love you, Alice
Alice: So I finally reached some secretary who was like "Ms. Peabody is abroad and doesn't wanna be reached unless it's a total emergency."
Shane: Didn't you say her daughter's in jail?
Alice: I said "I know Ms. Peabody's a broad, and not a very classy one."
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I just got the gayest urge to watch Fried Green...
The person you love is 72.8% water
– Anon (via funtime) (via notthatkindagay)
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Canada, huh? Almost made it.
(via notthatkindagay)
Candy baaaarrrrrs
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Tomorrow is Tiger's Bday.
samann:
passthemike:
I bet there will be a hell of a party on his boat.
BOATS ‘N’ HOES
He’ll put the Vikings to shame.
I love vigilante justice
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you don’t write in mine why should i write in yours? i kid. except you really don’t write in mine
I don’t write in yours because I know every thing about you. I’m psychic. There’s nothing I need to ask. I like the shirt you’re wearing today.
if you could, which would you choose? A quiet, romantic week alone with someone you love or a fully paid trip...
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It's getting to be that time of year where I...
What’s happening with The Planet regulars? Have Bette and Tina split, made up, split, and made up again…again? Did Shane try and get Molly back? Are Tasha and Alice still together or did Dana return from the dead and now she and Alice can role play for the rest of their lives. Will Kit ever get to say anything better than “Baby girl”? I just want to know!
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So what if I became a fan of Subway on facebook...
Don’t judge me and my love for all things sandwich.
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Make like a tree and leaf XD (Shut up. I'm...
Cayla: [redacted] has a shower routine that involves very loud Flyleaf that he sings at the top of his lungs.
Me: Leave him. Leave him now. Although you probably like Flyleaf...ugh
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Facebook suggested I become friends with someone...
I almost want to be her friend just because her name’s Daria. Almost. I’d definitely want to be friends with her if her last name were Morgendorffer
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A conversation that could only happen in my house
Aidan: Hey Anna! I'm watching Jaws 2!
Me: You're also naked. Get dressed.
Laying in bed with Dill and watching "Titanic"
Insomnia has given me the opportunity to watch a movie I haven’t seen since 8th grade and to learn that my handsome kitten snores like the dickens.
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