January 2009
Amy Poehler returning to my television set in... →
Jen's Rant of the Week
girlfriendisahomo:
I thought school expulsion was limited to some pretty bad apples, like the guy at my brother’s high school who punched a teacher in the face or the girl at my all-girls Catholic high school who just kept dying her hair pink despite the very strict dress code rules. What a sinner. But this week in “America Hates On the Gays,” a California court took expulsion to a whole new...
Our president’s approval rating is somewhere between pictures of baby pandas on...
– Maddow (via uoma) (via lyndseydyan)
They [Sasha and Malia] were taking pictures like every other fan – they were...
– Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana, on performing at the inauguration.
Apparently I needed another reason to want to murder her. Are we still pretending that she matters and will be around in 2 years? Oh we are…ok.
(via sade)
Hopefully this is the end of my bad luck with...
OMG
antikris:
If I see this Sarah McLachlin animal abuse commercial one more time I am going to LOSE IT! This commercial makes me cry EVERYTIME.
Life gives you AIDS, you make lemonaides
– suckafuck (via antikris)
Prettry sure this “suckafuck” person, was quoting Sarah Silverman.
A real cat making NOMMING noises. I love you,... →
smalltowngayblog:
justforthehalibut:
fatmanatee:kenyatta:(via elspethjane)
There aren’t even words to describe the cuteness of this.
I belive the word you’re looking for is “holyshitthatsfuckingcuteohmygod”
Stoopid diabeetus
I have to wake up around 4am tomorrow, so I can be at the Mall of America a little before 6am to walk at the “walk to cure diabetes” event I volunteered for. Damn, I’d be able to sleep in if people didn’t have such lazy pancreas’s. I mean sheesh, how hard is it to produce your own insulin?
No Kate Beckinsale? I dunno.....
I’m going to the early nerd special of “Underworld: Rise of Lycans”. I don’t know how I feel about not being able to watch Kate Beckinsale kick ass in skin tight clothing.
*EDIT*
The woman who played Sonja was a pretty nice substitute for Kate Beckinsale.
I mean, jello? Yeah, I didn’t mind watching her.
Catholic Church: Fanning the flames of abortion...
newsandbooze:
dianaparker:
via apropos:
Remember how the Catholic Church has been using all of their money to settle lawsuits for their pedophile priests that they knowingly reshuffled from church to church so they could keep abusing kids? Yeah, that Catholic Church. Well, turns out, they have a new idea! Raising money through fanning the flames of the good ol’ culture war, but with black...