Sometimes I miss these chats with my...
Me: Hello?
Grandma: Anna?! Hello! How are you?!
Me: I'm pretty good, how about you!?
Grandma: Oh I'm good! How's school?!
Me: It's school!
Grandma: Cool? That's good.
Me: ...yeah.
Grandma: So how tall are you now?!
Me: About 5'8'', Grandma!
Grandma: You so tall! You get that from your daddy!
Me: Yeah, he's a big guy!
Grandma: How much you weigh?!
Me: Uhhh...I dunno
Grandma: You fat, aren't you!? You get that from your mommy AND your daddy!
Me: Yeah.
Grandma: Don't worry, you'll lose weight and you gonna get a boyfriend! He gonna love you, gonna take you dancing, he gonna kiss-a you! Just eat salads for lunch and dinner and you'll be beautiful and get a good man!
Me: OK Grandma! OH! HERE'S MOM! LOVE YOU, GRANDMA!
Grandma: OK, bye-bye!
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My grandma was partially deaf and she had a thick Japanese accent. Needless to say it made these conversations all the more hilarious to me
Nov 13th