Avocado Salad

2009

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My least favorite number
Nov 23rd
Listen Listen
Your Ex-Lover Is Dead- Stars Ryan and Elenore danced to this…I watched it more than a few...
Nov 23rd
lyndseydyan: miahchua: delectable562: (via...
Nov 23rd
Listen Listen
Straight Lines- Dawn Landes
Nov 23rd

I didn't know pleather pants came in...

(via notthatkindagay) or skinny jeans.
Nov 23rd

I'm gonna take the Kenneth approach to...

I’m gonna be grumpy until the end of this sentence.
Nov 23rd
lyndseydyan: (via pleasebeminebaby)
Nov 23rd
“Someone who works at McDonald’s would NOT know what...”
— Lauren
Nov 23rd
While I’m glad you gave Jane Lynch the opportunity to...
Nov 23rd
Hey girl. Cheer me up? PS- I like your PF Fliers.
Nov 23rd

Turns out I *don't* have a job.

Nov 22nd
notthatkindagay: Kevin Smith has a point.
Nov 22nd

21 unanswered points in the first half?

NBD, NBD. It’s what we do.
Nov 22nd
I'm gonna go gay it up to reaffirm my lesbian...
Nov 22nd
mykicks: I changed her. All it took was a little Zac. ...
Nov 22nd

If my mom doesn't stop sending me Mafia...

Nov 22nd

Life changing decision #2594

natmelfrankmoby: We’re moving to sunny North Carolina in 2 weeks. I know it seems like a rushed...
Nov 22nd
samann: warmwhispers: kkkyndollwood: (via...
Nov 22nd

Bad bad bad bad bad dream

How to get the image of my baby brother drowned in a tub out of my head?
Nov 22nd

In bed before 9 on a Saturday night.

Eff this migraine. Eff it right in the A.
Nov 22nd
“When I’m dreamin’, well I know I’m gonna...”
— The Proclaimers...
Nov 22nd
Listen Listen
(via lovelylinguist) The reason is obvious. Bloomington is “Blooming Town.” This is...
Nov 22nd
Warch Watch
2 year old sings Taylor Swift (via asillylovesong | aseriesofserendipities | deadashistory |...
Nov 22nd
jenfaulkner: borgomani: “Oh hai short creatures” via...
Nov 21st
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Gives You Hell- The All-American Rejects The reason I like this song makes me a total creep.
Nov 21st
AHA HA HA HA! So showing this to Kevin* *Kevin suffers from...
Nov 21st
brownhound: She’s giving him the look that says she’s...
Nov 21st

You know what makes me feel really cool?

Sitting at my computer doing math homework while singing along to “Party in the USA.” ...
Nov 21st
Love: The look on Tegan’s face Tegan Ted
Nov 21st

Aidan's playing in his room and singing...

I love my weird baby brother.
Nov 21st
Per Ugly Moe’s request “Gurl, I’z not...
Nov 21st
It’s tough to be so incredibly good looking. I know.
Nov 21st

I love how Tyra kicks the eliminated...

“You wouldn’t be here if you were better” Basic human social skills—you...
Nov 21st
Holy moly. I want this.
Nov 21st

My mom got lost on the way home from St....

We live 15 minutes north of the cities. She ended up 2 hours into Wisconsin. My stomach hurts from...
Nov 21st
Dad: You gonna call Kevin(my mom's friend) and let him know I'm coming over to help him?
Mom: Yeah, should I come too?
Dad: Why would you need to come?
Mom: I dunno, I could help him stack his wood.
Me: That's what she said.
Dad: That's inappropriate, get out my face.
Me: Really? Are you serious?
Dad: Yes.
Me: Worth it.
Nov 21st

I just finished watching 'Milk' now I'm...

It’s a pretty gay night.
Nov 21st
“I wish I could live in my heart…’cause...
Nov 21st
Dill Nordling: Discovering new/odd/cute ways to sleep since...
Nov 21st
Whoa. How’d that happen?
Nov 21st
Listen Listen
Thieves and Their Hands- Rachael Cantu
Nov 21st
Nov 21st
moepeep: a classic, made by Anna What can I say? I have...
Nov 21st
“We can’t always be fighting over the same...
Nov 21st

naps are good.

(via samann) Took two naps today. I don’t want to jinx it, but I think my headache is gone
Nov 21st
mykicks: THIS WOMAN IS FANTASTIC Love and miss her. ...
Nov 21st
newsandbooze: oh yes. Thank you, gay Jesus! Thank you!
Nov 21st
“You have adult braces—your arguments are invalid.”
— Erin, killing me while talking...
Nov 20th

Up for an hour--going back down again.

This migraine’s kicking my ass.
Nov 20th
They need to switch lines.
Nov 20th

The changed the scent of my shampoo and...

I liked the way it smelled before, thank you very much. I had a signature scent—I smelled...
Nov 20th
julyshewillfly: I wholeheartedly endorse Dorothy Snarker’s...
Nov 20th
15 minute power point presentation in class today. I’m...
Nov 20th

My head hurts so much that I can't...

Nov 20th
Listen Listen
Dream a Little Dream of Me- The Mamas and The Papas
Nov 20th
lyndseydyan: Proof. I couldn’t only...
Nov 20th
sweeterthanheaven: kokiri:...
Nov 20th
WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE?!
Nov 20th
emurph: Extra shot of espresso in my grande (wtf was i...
Nov 20th

My mom's going to go see New Moon with...

What? … WHY?! I’m so ashamed. I really need Jane Lynch to hurry up and be my gay...
Nov 20th
Derishuss
Nov 20th
I know someone who was very disappointed after watching So...
Nov 20th
Delicious.
Nov 20th

Even a 2 hour nap couldn't ruin my good...

All bad things that happened to me today have been negated.
Nov 20th
I love you.
Nov 20th

This head ache tells me it's time for a...

I’ll finish you later (again)
Nov 19th
“While the sisters’ onstage banter is...
Nov 19th
Tegan and Sara: Suburban bad asses?
Nov 19th
Cute.
Nov 19th
I couldn’t ask for more than this.
Nov 19th
OH GOD.
Nov 19th
The ultimate cute girls on bikes. It’s like the...
Nov 19th
“C’mere, Tee-Tee—you’ve got a little...
Nov 19th

I just ripped my favorite pants on a...

Eff this day. Eff it right in the A.
Nov 19th

It's almost 1pm and I'm still in my...

(via lyndseydyan) That’s better than “It’s not even 2pm and I’ve got my...
Nov 19th
Good to see more evidence of an album being recorded.
Nov 19th
(via asillylovesong | tattoosandcupcakes |...
Nov 19th
“Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner...”
— Andrew Futral (via taratitsky)...
Nov 19th

Thanks for the quick response to my...

You have pleased your queen.
Nov 19th
lyndseydyan: Hey Avocado, Check out this blog: ...
Nov 19th
“Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning make out in The Runaways”
— gawker Real Talk: The...
Nov 19th
cinderandsmoke: ANNA!!!!!!!!!! Okay, this website is...
Nov 19th
lovelylinguist: What the hell? These aren’t Lush...
Nov 19th
cinderandsmoke: For Anna: It wasn’t on the list.. but I...
Nov 19th
lovelylinguist: avocadosalad: lovelylinguist: THIS.  Holy mackerel! I’ve never seen this one...
Nov 19th
lovelylinguist: THIS.  Holy mackerel! I’ve never...
Nov 19th
brownhound: For Anna: Less poof, more cleavage.  This...
Nov 19th
lovelylinguist: so much poof! (I am not exactly...
Nov 19th
lovelylinguist: allcreatures: ginandtattoos: via...
Nov 19th

Alright, I've got a list of demands.

I don’t like to throw around my power as the “Queen of the tumblesbians,” but...
Nov 19th
Nov 19th

Another thing to keep me thinking...

I’m having a great hair day.
Nov 19th
I was talking with someone about Jane Lynch the other day...
Nov 19th
Well this cheered me up a bit. Also I’d totally help...
Nov 19th
Kevin (talking about the woman charged with trying to kill her husband): Jesus lady, don't you think divorce would have been simpler?
Me: In this economy? Divorce lowers your credit score, Kevin. Murder is clearly the better choice.
Nov 19th

I went to email myself an outline I'd...

I’m going to cry.
Nov 19th
icanread: (by sundaytrain)
Nov 19th
cinderandsmoke: 29q-memo: (via savethekitties) I feel...
Nov 19th
asillylovesong: aseriesofserendipities: (via...
Nov 19th

Lady Gaga lives one of my most common...

Walking around in public without pants.
Nov 19th
(via fyteganandsara) Yeahhhh…I prefer them with a...
Nov 19th
Adoration
Nov 19th

You're like honey

and I’m just a bee.
Nov 19th
No I am not watching this and crying
Nov 19th
“When you love someone, you’ve got to trust them. There’s no...”
— Robert De Niro, Casino (via...
Nov 19th
bitch. Ohhh! Is this a swear-off? Cunt! Cock sucker! Mother fucker! I think I could win this.
Nov 19th
Listen Listen
lyndseydyan: Audrey Hepburn - Moon River (Breakfast at Tiffany’s) This is my happy place song!...
Nov 19th
lyndseydyan: stalk: until:thedailywhat: This...
Nov 19th
nursingstudentfailure: Love, love, LOVE this girl. The...
Nov 19th
Listen Listen
Haven’t Met You Yet- Michael Bublé I might have to wait I’ll never give up I guess...
Nov 19th
Say hello to the reason I’m almost excited for colder...
Nov 19th

Thanks, Tumblr, for reminding me that I...

notthatkindagay: Can’t y’all just keep your heterosexuality to yourself?
Nov 19th
I’m going to gut you, Justin.
Nov 19th
It looks like Dill has cracked the cold hard surface of my...
Nov 19th
So this was the reason Tumblr was giving me grief? The next...
Nov 19th

I wanna be a famous keytar player

They’re the ones that get all the ladies, right?
Nov 19th

YES!

natmelfrankmoby: the best of best friends miss avocado!!! ::pumps fist:: Yessss!
Nov 19th
Listen Listen
Dr.Jones- Aqua BRB. Putting on a teal vinyl jacket and platform sneakers.
Nov 18th
inthisquiet: [via lefthandedtoons]
Nov 18th
itjustneedssomeducttape: My professor just compared my...
Nov 18th
A plus for next semester? This lady is in my astronomy...
Nov 18th

One of my colleagues just used the word...

marseeah: I think I’m about to get punchy. What’s wrong with the word swell?! Nothing,...
Nov 18th
(via emurph) I think I’m funny.
Nov 18th

All registered for next semester

Tuesdays and Thursdays Astronomy Glass Blowing Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays Short...
Nov 18th
Things change but they stay the same.
Nov 18th
Role model.
Nov 18th
Warch Watch
Baby It’s Cold Outside- Selma Blair and Rainn Wilson This song has been in my head since last...
Nov 18th

Thinking about taking a glass blowing...

I didn’t take any creative courses this semester and I think that was a mistake. I want to...
Nov 18th
natmelfrankmoby: gpoyw… doing karate in the file room...
Nov 18th
Nov 18th
UNF.
Nov 18th

I think I'm getting sick again.

That’s some bull shit right there. Grrr.
Nov 18th
“Yeah, those are the hands of a gay girl.” - Me...
Nov 18th
“…at least we have more fodder for our inner...
Nov 18th
“@yelyahwilliams. there was a sticker of you in my...
Nov 18th
GPOYW: Fell Back Asleep After Getting Ready For School...
Nov 18th

I'm right

Nov 18th
I love Teddy.
Nov 18th
I looked under this little clay house to see who made it. It...
Nov 18th
lyndseydyan: stalk: ronniebruce:sarahkristenn :...
Nov 18th

Watching 'The Incredibles' with Aidan

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again—I love Holly Hunter’s voice.
Nov 17th
icanread: (by neilywheely)
Nov 17th
drawing-cowboys: No, I keep him out of my room when I’m trying to sleep. the cute is too...
Nov 17th
asillylovesong: (via loveyourchaos)
Nov 17th
“Yeah, suck it, I do read the paper.”
— -Liz Lemon (via lyndseydyan) ...
Nov 17th

I wish you were here with me.

(viasweeterthanheaven | meysell | fuckyeahalvareo |readme-readmenot) But I’m OK until you...
Nov 17th
itjustneedssomeducttape: Meghan McCain I’m not...
Nov 17th
Way to cut me up like nobody’s business, Dill....
Nov 17th
icanread: (by missmode)
Nov 17th
I haven’t seen Amby Pamby in ferEVAR!
Nov 17th
“The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial...”
— Emil Ludwig (via anditslove)...
Nov 16th
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, right?
Nov 16th
El Loro with Amby Pamby
Nov 16th
emurph: This* just happened. (*this is a reenactment) ...
Nov 16th
Listen Listen
Simple and Clean- Utada Hikaru I wish my PS3 was backwards compatible.
Nov 16th
drawing-cowboys: The Venture Bros. Embroidered Patches ...
Nov 16th
Green and 22
Nov 16th

I just got a phantom whiff of baby...

It’s gone, but now I wanna feed a baby. Can someone make this happen for me?
Nov 16th

I am proposing

itjustneedssomeducttape: to Meghan McCain to for me and Anna. I believe she’ll say yes to me,...
Nov 16th
Warch Watch
teganandsara: Tegan and Sara - Face to Face - Out.com “I wanna be a role model to...
Nov 16th
Just embarrassed myself with the noise this picture caused...
Nov 16th
drawing-cowboys: (via ohcardigan) anna! you need that...
Nov 16th
“No I know you want to have sex with...
Nov 16th
sajinrenae: (via sassaroon) ooommmgggggg
Nov 16th
marseeah: Fantastic Mr. Fox was absolutely fantastic. ...
Nov 16th
kvknowsherfun: Motivation I know someone who needs this.
Nov 16th
Sometimes I get bored…
Nov 16th
Sarah Silverman and Yo Gabba Gabba?! My mind has been...
Nov 16th
asillylovesong: recreant: ...
Nov 16th

Oh God.

Lauren: Listen here, cock suckers!
Me: I take offense to that!
Lauren: Would you like it better if I called you a snatch sucker?
Me: That just makes me uncomfortable.
Lauren: Labia licker?
Everyone: AHHHHHHH! NO!
Nov 16th
lovelylinguist: artislovely: orangealert: ...
Nov 16th
Going to see The Fourth Kind with Cayla and Lauren tonight,...
Nov 16th
“Sara would not sit still. She was listening to the...
Nov 15th
Listen Listen
Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me- TISM
Nov 15th
inthisquiet: (via fuckyeahkristenwiig) haha!  yes! ...
Nov 15th
scarlettdawn: emurph: allofmylight: syphilis trails us...
Nov 15th
I’d marry Adrian Peterson. Sure, it’d be a...
Nov 15th
So this happened.
Nov 15th
nursingstudentfailure: I’m pretty excited about Friday. ...
Nov 15th

Excessive?

lovelylinguist: Three gels: soft, medium and strong hold (all Lush prods), pomade, and wax,...
Nov 15th

Jamie

I take offense to your last post. We’re the same person—if you’re unlovable then...
Nov 15th

Fart jokes, SNL? Really?

REALLY?!
Nov 15th
Don’t hate him because he’s beautiful—hate...
Nov 15th
scarlettdawn: Oh hi how are you? “Have a...
Nov 15th
You shall be mine today. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
Nov 14th
Am I 82?
Nov 14th
Aha ha ha ha ha! It does!
Nov 14th

I feel like poopy shit.

emurph: avocadosalad: I think I’m gonna go to the doctor today and get me some perscription...
Nov 14th
I might have growled “Oh-ho-ho! January Jones hosts...
Nov 14th
I think you need to come to Minnesota and make me...
Nov 14th
I’m in love with everyone in this...
Nov 14th
Listen Listen
Pirouette- Stickboy Adding this song to my “songs that make me smile” list.
Nov 14th
12 Allegedly Funny People Who Aren't
Nov 14th
(via viereckige-augen) I had this calander. It was pretty...
Nov 14th

Tonight just wasn't my night.

Just a simple night—that’s all I want. I don’t want to feel full of angst, I...
Nov 14th
“Only The Good Die Young.” It wouldn’t be...
Nov 14th
At Shout House Rock & Roll Piano bar with Kristey.
Nov 14th
Jessica Clark is one delicious lesbian…OM NOM NOM NOM
Nov 14th

I'm a good friend

Kristey: I just met my husband. He sang and acted out "Part of Your World," from The Little Mermaid. Yup. Plan for that wedding, baby.
Me: ...he sounds gay
Nov 14th

I am now the proud owner of "17 Again"

My favorite lesbian movie. EVER.
Nov 14th
“How anyone can look at this woman and not see a...
Nov 14th
Just stop eating cookies in bed, Ernie.
Nov 14th
(via veganbunny)
Nov 14th
Listen Listen
The Rainbow Connection- The Dixie Chicks It’s the fucking Rainbow Connection! Why the hell am...
Nov 14th
I like how you get what seems to be pure unadulterated joy...
Nov 14th
Listen Listen
Walking With a Ghost- Tegan & Sara For Mel
Nov 14th
Listen Listen
Easy Silence- The Dixie Chicks Breathe in sanctuary in the Easy silence that you make for me ...
Nov 14th
moepeep: The Daily Man Candy.  I picked this one...
Nov 14th
Oh Lord.
Nov 13th
Eeep! She’s working on her second album FINALLY!
Nov 13th
jenfaulkner: thingsthatexciteme: Eliza Dushku Just...
Nov 13th
sweeterthanheaven: (via sojealous) ooh, hello.
Nov 13th

I feel like poopy shit.

I think I’m gonna go to the doctor today and get me some perscription migraine meds....
Nov 13th
asillylovesong: (via iamblessed)
Nov 13th

hehe hehe

“DO the Emporer of Ice Cream.”
Nov 13th

I have a poetry presentation tomorrow

I was supposed to memorize a poem, recite it, and present an my analyisis of the poem. Presentations...
Nov 13th

PADMA PADMA PADMA

Prepare for imminent brain explosion when she comes on screen/shares screen time with Tina Fey.
Nov 13th
“He knows you’re special. Like a black stripper with...”
— Tracy Jordan (30 Rock)
Nov 13th

BRB. Dying from embarrassment.

Nov 13th
(via cinderandsmoke) But how?!
Nov 13th

Sometimes I miss these chats with my...

Me: Hello?
Grandma: Anna?! Hello! How are you?!
Me: I'm pretty good, how about you!?
Grandma: Oh I'm good! How's school?!
Me: It's school!
Grandma: Cool? That's good.
Me: ...yeah.
Grandma: So how tall are you now?!
Me: About 5'8'', Grandma!
Grandma: You so tall! You get that from your daddy!
Me: Yeah, he's a big guy!
Grandma: How much you weigh?!
Me: Uhhh...I dunno
Grandma: You fat, aren't you!? You get that from your mommy AND your daddy!
Me: Yeah.
Grandma: Don't worry, you'll lose weight and you gonna get a boyfriend! He gonna love you, gonna take you dancing, he gonna kiss-a you! Just eat salads for lunch and dinner and you'll be beautiful and get a good man!
Me: OK Grandma! OH! HERE'S MOM! LOVE YOU, GRANDMA!
Grandma: OK, bye-bye!
************************************************************************
My grandma was partially deaf and she had a thick Japanese accent. Needless to say it made these conversations all the more hilarious to me
Nov 13th
Tweeting Tips For Tila Tequila | AfterEllen
Nov 13th
Happy place, Mel?
Nov 13th
“My roommates are having sex for the third time today…I...”
— Kendra
Nov 13th
Funny. Things. I’m pretty sure what did it for me was...
Nov 13th
Listen Listen
Torn- Natalie Imbruglia (via sweeterthanheaven | thingsgohazy | kari-shma) Oh God, this song. She...
Nov 13th
“Procrastination is not the problem—it’s the...”
— Ellen Degeneres (Here and Now)
Nov 13th
November 20th. Yes please. Oh and I’ll be able to...
Nov 12th
skoutt: iron-on: fuckyeahzelda: gamefreaksnz: Kyozo...
Nov 12th
Favorite thing about this picture? Those dykey boots.
Nov 12th
“This reminds me of my fav bible story, the one where that...”
— Beth on some Catholic drama...
Nov 12th
moepeep: My niece Cadence came to visit me at work today. ...
Nov 12th
Nov 12th
Catholic Church gives D.C. Ultimatum on...
Nov 12th
kapitalisthippie: Gratuitous Picture of Yourself Wednesday (GPOYW) Bc that’s how I feel! OH...
Nov 12th
I’ve recently started watching So You Think You Can...
Nov 12th

Well this is all new

And I’m feeling my way through the dark
Nov 12th
Owl salt & pepper shakers
Nov 12th
Love her.
Nov 11th

Well that was as awkward as ever.

Nov 11th
…he’s sleeping. It’s like having a...
Nov 11th
He loves him some cuddles.
Nov 11th
tylercoates: (via iamsosorry:asleepyhead:ansaphone) Make...
Nov 11th
Candy corn is dangerous that way.
Nov 11th
I’ve been pretty creepy lately.
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
‘Sup, B?
Nov 11th
Winona Ryder to join Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in...
Nov 11th
Dorothy Snarker brings up a good point—what happened...
Nov 11th
Listen Listen
Stellar- Incubus Meet me in outer space We could spend the night; Watch the earth come up. ...
Nov 11th
GPOYW: 11/11 Edition Why aren’t you here?
Nov 11th

Happy Me Day!

nursingstudentfailure: I’m awesome. Thank you, Lisa! I love you!
Nov 11th
Hey Dill, your cute is blocking my cute.
Nov 11th
Warch Watch
christinefriar: [popscreen] I WAS A VIRGIN! WAS!
Nov 11th
pyoko: haillyehhkat: ...
Nov 11th
Raimy Rosenduft is following me. I may have done a little...
Nov 10th
notthatkindagay: adeandabet: poobah: Boobies ...
Nov 10th
brownhound: I love Janeane Garofalo. A lot. Role...
Nov 10th
(via brownhound) “What can I get you boys?” ...
Nov 10th
notthatkindagay: idonthavedreams: (via...
Nov 10th
Nov 10th
Taylor Swift goes subtly gay on an "SNL"...
Nov 10th

Because every time i hear your voice,...

(via jayalzacee)
Nov 10th
“Dumb gorgeous people should not be allowed to use literature...”
— Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic...
Nov 10th

1.21 jizzlewatts

Nov 10th
Listen Listen
Superman Main Theme- John Williams Because I’m a grump and this brings a smile to my face
Nov 10th
brownhound: lovelylinguist: avocadosalad: I should...
Nov 10th

I liked you before it was cool.

Nov 10th
Nov 10th
A Brownbear filled day makes for an amazing day.
Nov 10th
“oooooh….a caaaaaaaat.”
Nov 9th
Liberty
Nov 9th
brownhound: <3 It looks like Olivia is making fun of...
Nov 9th
Not the first time in my life I’ve wanted to be in...
Nov 9th
lady88: Soooo…we just started watching Dexter. Get ready...
Nov 9th
Katherine Kersten: The perilous, slippery...
Nov 9th
Marry me.
Nov 9th
I get to see my Brownbear today!
Nov 9th
jayalzacee: i like you more than Hagrid loves dragons. and i don’t even know you yet. You...
Nov 9th
Listen Listen
Smooth Criminal- Michael Jackson I saw This Is It last night. It was actually pretty good.
Nov 9th
Listen Listen
jayalzacee: Hercules - Go the Distance Oh Jesus, I love this song.
Nov 9th
lovelylinguist: Hey Anna, here’s the 27 points I owe you...
Nov 9th
natmelfrankmoby: currently reading. and loving. thanks...
Nov 9th

It's nice to have someone to bring you...

Nov 9th
emurph: kme143: (via itwouldbenicetohaveablowjob) ...
Nov 9th

Tool Acadamy

Me: That girl needs to take some of the volume from his hair and put it in her chin.
Lauren: Ha ha ha, do they have chin-plants?
Me: Chin implants have become chin-plants? So breast implants are tit-plants now?
Nov 9th
emurph: aliceintumblerland: Had the urge to watch this...
Nov 9th
“Ewww! You just talked about your mom’s snatch!”
— Lauren, watching Tool Acadamy
Nov 9th
Where’s Johnny?
Nov 9th
My world is brighter knowing you exist.
Nov 9th

God bless you, Mom but...seriously.

Mom: I'm tired. I need a nap.
Me: You need a kick in the teeth.
Mom: Your FACE needs a kick in the teeth.
Me: ...
Mom: Yeah!
Me: Stop it. Just...stop it.
Nov 8th
Listen Listen
Amish Paradise- “Weird Al” Yankovic This > this
Nov 8th
(via neongarbagetrucks) Aha ha ha. Poor Magikarp—I...
Nov 8th
seemsforever: superpoop
Nov 8th
I feel like a 12 year old boy in this shirt, which is...
Nov 8th
“I’m not very pretty. I am what I am. I look like a dude. I...”
— Rachel Maddow talking to Ariel...
Nov 8th

I don't know where but she sends me...

Nov 8th
So much happy in one picture! >_<
Nov 8th
Nov 8th
Oh. Here’s a baby fennec fox in coffee mug for you...
Nov 8th