Just Let Her Stay Home and Lez
- I'm Anna
- Sometimes I talk to my television.
- I sort of hate old people and young children...a lot.
- Ask Me Something
they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
(via pharaohdeej)
I am so taking a nap after school tomorrow
Then I’mma get my hurr did, and hang out with Cayla.

INTERVIEWER: Give me one of your purely satisfying mean moments.
TINA FEY: The first thing that comes to mind is a more recent one, when Amy Poehler and I were in the airport last week in Toronto and we were getting hassled by this middle-aged businessman who was doing that thing that middle-aged businessmen do, being rude. And then Amy, in the middle of the airport, screamed, “Fuck you, you fuckin’ dick, you fuckin’ rich asshole.” And it was so satisfying—it was immediate release. She would probably be mortified that I told you. (x)why do birds
suddenly appear
every time
you are near
(via lifetimeachievement)

art trade with artdamages!
PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI.
I feel the same way about pudding.
(via laurenannie)
The Shakespearean monologue I want to do is kinda/very anti-Semitic.
But there aren’t any good comedic monologues for women/genderless characters that are long enough for what I need.




