Avocado Salad
- I'm Anna
- Sometimes I talk to my television.
- I sort of hate old people and young children...a lot.
- Ask Me Something
...you are whatever the moon has always meant
and whatever the sun will always sing is you
Did you know that if you add an " 's " to your first name and plouralize your last name, you get an awesome nick name for your balls?
For the first time in my life I wish I had balls, so I could name them.
A good way to piss me off is to poke me in my pudge, mostly because I can’t stop the giggle from escaping my mouth.
- Aidan: The Great White shark is the perfect killing machine.
- Me: I'm the perfect killing machine.
- Mom: Anna!
Zac needs to go back to this look. I’m not feelin’ the new style, and he’s veering too close to “beefcake” level in his physique.
Going to the gym is like the story of Icarus - you can’t fly too high. It’s all about balance.
So you prefer the lesbian Zefron?
I'm in an inexplicably bad mood
I don’t like it.
sade:
(via switchblades)
Maybe Attending.
I have what is probably an irrational hate for Gerard Butler. I hate the way he speaks like he’s got a mouth full of tabacco. I hate his puffy face. Most of all, I hate the amount of times he refered to the clitoris as a bean in The Ugly Truth.
I think it’s cute when he falls alseep on accident.
