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Bad bad bad bad bad dream

How to get the image of my baby brother drowned in a tub out of my head?

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In bed before 9 on a Saturday night.

Eff this migraine. Eff it right in the A.

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When I’m dreamin’, well I know I’m gonna dream—I’m gonna dream about the time when I’m with you. The Proclaimers (“I’m Gonna Be(500 Miles)”)
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(via lovelylinguist)

The reason is obvious. Bloomington is “Blooming Town.” This is obviously your chance to bloom, Kendra.

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2 year old sings Taylor Swift

(via asillylovesong | aseriesofserendipities | deadashistory | ohmytalkinbird | ryyyan)

At first I was like “Ha! She messed up! What a dummy!” Then I saw her thinking face and squealed from the cuteness.

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jenfaulkner:

borgomani:

“Oh hai short creatures”
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”..with inferior eyelashes.”

jenfaulkner:

borgomani:

“Oh hai short creatures”

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”..with inferior eyelashes.”

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Gives You Hell- The All-American Rejects

The reason I like this song makes me a total creep.

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AHA HA HA HA! So showing this to Kevin*
*Kevin suffers from the diabeetuss

AHA HA HA HA! So showing this to Kevin*

*Kevin suffers from the diabeetuss

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brownhound:

She’s giving him the look that says she’s about to box his face…I think he knows it too.

I’m in love with these dogs. I want a Nestle clone.

brownhound:

She’s giving him the look that says she’s about to box his face…I think he knows it too.

I’m in love with these dogs. I want a Nestle clone.

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You know what makes me feel really cool?

Sitting at my computer doing math homework while singing along to “Party in the USA.”

Ladies, take a number.

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